Naruto Anime Guide

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• 1 Madara Uchiha // Oct 22, 2009 at 3:02 pm

  Right on time… The Mad has teleported here… Like he always does. Will the battle continue or is it already over?
  @ Namikaze… You can be Jericho. Lmao

• 2 suzaku // Oct 22, 2009 at 5:00 pm

  I won and you know it lol.Nice episode this.

• 3 NARUTO NAMIZAKE // Oct 22, 2009 at 11:16 pm

  @MAD
  oh wow really? walls ?? remember that chant (even more epic than kurt angles chant ) Y2GAY? yes i dont want ppl using that but idc for now

  @ALL GURUS

  so accoring to itachi GUE (mr. orochimaru is kakashi`s obito) me, mad, pein, and 8th gang bang kids for a living

• 4 NARUTO NAMIZAKE // Oct 23, 2009 at 12:32 am

  hey pein my name has always been lit

  also with video lol at 3:47 GIANT PANDA LOL

• 5 Pein // Oct 23, 2009 at 2:36 pm

  “I know your thick i just did not realize how thick you actually are.” (Suzy 09′)

  It just turns more and more into a homo fantasy for you… You’re not even making points anymore (not it would matter)…

  You’re just jocking every rapper and wrestler you ever slept with… Lmao…

  I don’t know but maybe your 7 yr old needs to teach you to read objectively… Or to use critical thinking…

  So why would you post you have a 7 yr old son??? Was that suppose to negate the fact that you’re gay??

  “Why do you think ino dad was trying hard to locate him(nagato)?” (Suzy 09′)

  #1 Dumbass nobody even knew who negato was
  #2 He was in the middle of the forest far enough out so that if they did figure out someone was controlling the six bodies they would have to then look for where he could be…
  #3 The paper tree was made so that if they did find out his location then they would have to deal with a protective jutsu (a pretty powerful one I m sure)

  Why the hell wouldn’t he protect his immobile body??

  I guess according to Suzy the best way to conceal your location is to hide in a Paper house or a shack in the middle of the highway… Lol

  Use your common sense when you read or have your “son” explain things to you…

  he says he already explained how naruto countered lol… I explained how idiotic your explanation is…

  Okay Killer Bee… Kick a freestyle…. There never was a battle or debate here… I just enjoy watching “peeps” make asses out of themselves…

  By the Way Great New!!!

  The Big Shot!!!!

• 6 Pein // Oct 23, 2009 at 2:38 pm

  Has everyone noticed how desperate Gue Gue is for attention lol… he even got pissed at the fact my name was lit up lol… You are meaningless Gue lol but you make me laugh…

  @ Nam
  I know your name is lit up all the time… I go through stages lol.

• 7 Pein // Oct 23, 2009 at 2:41 pm

  “#1 Dumbass nobody even knew who negato was”

  I just quoted myself… Tsunade did but the bitch had no idea he was controlling the bodies or was even alive, so she doesn’t count.

• 8 Naruto-8th Hokage // Oct 23, 2009 at 3:02 pm

  Im just crackin up at Pein here. Gue gets no attention. He’s gay. He’s a descendant of freetoblowme. Lol.
  But before he died didn’t Ero-Senin figure out that it was Negato controlling the bodies. That he wasn’t there since he left the message behind that the real one wasn’t there

• 9 suzaku // Oct 23, 2009 at 3:06 pm

  Your the only queer here if what you’ve quoted me saying has homo references.This side of the pond thick means stupid just like all your posts.You defo need help you keep contradicting yourself..yet i have not..not even once..muppet.

  I bet you’ve never seen a pussy before?well maybe yer moms. keep knocking one off with your pain complex how bent is that..I mean the focus of your attention is some cripple in a wheel chair.Do us a favour and go play in the middle of traffic.

  I was under the impression that a GURU was suppose to provide facts not hyerbole and speculation.Well if your you it’s all right but if anyone else does it,well we know don’t we FORUM?

  You and your homo mate sasgay
  should just go do whatever you normally do remember to wipe your chin though.

  I see your talking about arse again your not even a closet case just come out.You know you what too lol.I can’t help you though i only feature women and fit ones at that.

  I can keep this up.Unlike you i don’t jump to commands so speak bit*ch you have premission.

• 10 suzaku // Oct 23, 2009 at 3:09 pm

  That’s absoluely right 8th but your fellow guru does not have any comprehensive skills at all..he could’nt figure that out he’s that sharp lol..not.

• 11 Naruto-8th Hokage // Oct 23, 2009 at 4:02 pm

  Why do ppl come here and relate to sex jokes. Is that all to refer to when all hope is lost???

  I POSE THAT QUESTION TO THE FORUM!!! lol

• 12 Pein // Oct 23, 2009 at 8:54 pm

  Lol and i didn’t even have to say anything….

• 13 Pein // Oct 23, 2009 at 8:56 pm

  The comedy show is over… you’ve been delt to the rasclot wolves lol…

  You can’t contradict stupidity because it is already a contradiction, so you were right about something else, you’ve never contradicted yourself… LOL good for you…

• 14 Madara Uchiha // Oct 24, 2009 at 1:13 am

  Lmao @ Pein usin’ “Rasclot”.
  Pein has the Jamaican Rinnegan. Gnr

• 15 Pein // Oct 24, 2009 at 4:18 pm

  @ Mad
  Lol Suzy will say something else but as you obviously knew from his first comeback or counter lol he was washed… BLOODCLOT!!! lol

• 16 NARUTO NAMIZAKE // Oct 25, 2009 at 4:09 am

  lol @ rasclot…. i guess thats all i shall be saying for now…

• 17 NARUTO NAMIZAKE // Oct 25, 2009 at 4:10 am

  IS YOUR ABILITY TO SHINE (your name) WEARING OUT PEIN!!!??? lol

• 18 Sasuke Uchiha // Oct 25, 2009 at 5:09 am

  @Suzy

  Nothing you said made me even want to waste breathe for a come back… Why you ask!? Just because it didn’t make any sense.

  You posting comments is like me picturing a horse with hay in it’s mouth.

  @Itachi/Gue-Gue

  “Oh amd I beat foolish little brother.”

  What!? You need to repeat kindergarden if you can’t spell a three letter word CORRECTLY! You’re like the skid marks on the side of my toilet after I take a shit. Useless…

  Point blank Pein is above all and if the fight was to death then it would of been 100% chance he would of won. Him toying with Naruto and holding back a massive amount of his power was a main reason Naruto stood a chance. Not to mention that deadly Conversation Jutsu…

  @Pein

  You owned them and my comments were merely supportives…

  @Suzy

  Oh, your the bitch… Lol!

• 19 Madara Uchiha // Oct 25, 2009 at 4:33 pm

  -Cant believe my eyes. I can’t believe what I am reading.
  Sasuke seems to have grown into a true formidable Uchiha. And he sided with Pein. In pure support of Akatsuki.
  I am almost scratching my head.
  Suzaku.. You started off good. But then Gue… Came to help you.
  Then it all kinda went downhill for ya. Pein is already undefeated..
  Then Sasuke backed him up. Sasuke’s crossed the borders of life and death.
  Truly powerful indeed.
  @ Pein…
  You should keep up the Rasclot. You speaking Jamaican patois.. Do you understand trini yet, though? Lmao

• 20 Sasuke Uchiha // Oct 25, 2009 at 6:28 pm

  **Breath**

  Had to make my corrections!

• 21 NARUTO NAMIZAKE // Oct 26, 2009 at 2:31 am

  lets not start with RASTA-NESS.

  @sasuke
  props???

• 22 Madara Uchiha // Oct 26, 2009 at 2:24 pm

  @ Suzaku..
  You’re late on ya spoilers. Women are strange.
  Sakura is weird… Smh..

• 23 Pein // Oct 26, 2009 at 2:25 pm

  Lol @ Mad
  Still some difficulty with the trini… but muda cunt comes to mind lol…

  @ sas
  Gue Gue and Suzy never stood a chance lol

• 24 Pein // Oct 26, 2009 at 2:26 pm

  @ Nam
  My name only lights up when an interesting video comes out

• 25 Itachi Uchiha-GUE // Oct 27, 2009 at 1:35 pm

  Such Losers!! You didn’t win! Oh wait. Just because Madara says something in your favor. Get a grip. None of you are gurus. You mad namikaze eighth and of course foolish little brother. I guess he was manipulated in to thinking he’s a guru or akatsuki or whatever u wanna call it.

• 26 Pein // Oct 27, 2009 at 2:24 pm

  LMAO @ comment above

• 27 Madara Uchiha // Oct 27, 2009 at 3:21 pm

  Lol @ the autistic guy typing my name without substance. So I guess that makes Guey-Guey the only guru?
  You’re the only Itachi in history to actually be alot weaker than his little brother…

• 28 suzaku // Oct 27, 2009 at 6:06 pm

  Killer Bee: “I’m gonna kill ya, gonna teach just how different we are when I beat’cha! Prepare yo’self, you big stupid mime! These are my rhymes!”
  Sub-chan’s bear(Pontai(?)) tries attacking Kisame.

  Sub-chan: “Pontai!”
  Kisame: “You’re a really reckless and talkative Jinchuuriki, aren’t you. But first, this strange little bear…”

  Pontai is about to swipe at him…

  Scene change

  Ao: “It doesn’t seem that this was a trap of Danzou’s. It’s more likely the Akatsuki’s ninjutsu.”

  He gets rid of Zetsu’s spore jutsu.

  Ao: “Maybe I/we should hurry…”

  Fuu: (Says something about Zetsu’s jutsu and how it preys on and transfers the vicitm’s chakra to the host)

  They/He is liberated from Zetsu’s jutsu too.

  Danzou: “So even you didn’t notice it then.”
  Torune: “So, what about the guy who has been tailing us for a while now?”
  Fuu: “He’s still at it… It’d be good if he fell into [our] trap though.”
  Torune: “Your trap is special. It’ll work”
  Danzou: “I don’t care if he lives or dies… But take out his right eye.”
  Fuu: “Wha-”

  Danzou told them to take Ao’s right eye because he wants the Byakugan he has.
  Fuu: “…I’m leaving my body to you in sec, Torune.”
  Just about then, Ao runs into the trap. A puppet attacks him with a sickle(?)
  Ao: “?!”
  The sickle are thrown at him, whom catches it and throws it back at the puppet, lodging it into it.
  Ao: “A booby trap… This time it must be Danzou’s.”
  There’s a note on the puppet’s forehead with the kanji for ‘curse’. The kanji disappears.
  Ao: “?!”
  Puppet: “What is going on? How can you see my body?!”
  Ao: “The mind-puppet switch curse seal technique… That’s the name of this jutsu.”
  Puppet: “Damn it! Is this a mind-switch that curses whoever attacks you?!”(Unsure)
  The puppet is actually Fuu.
  Looks like the mind of the puppet switched places.
  Torune: “What do we do after this?”
  Torune is carrying Fuu’s human body over his shoulder.
  Danzou: “I’ll tell you what my intentions are as soon as Fuu returns to his body.”

  Tsuchikage: “It’s because of Danzou’s recommendation that it’s come to this. And then there’s the question of whom we should leave the the high command of the Shinobi alliance to! Is there anyone qualified for the title of ‘Kage’? You were the one who said that the Gokage, including myself, are worthless, Mifune”
  Mifune: “I think Raikage-same should be it, though.”
  Raikage: “…”
  Tsuchikage: “But didn’t you said that he was unsuited since he lets him emotions rule him?”
  Mifune: “I have no doubt that now that he knows Hachibi is alive, he’s going be more composed than before. What I said earlier was me jumping to conclusions. Please forgive me. Moreover, everyone worked well together earlier and you made countermeasures quickly. And the key, to control the Bijuu Hachibi; Only Raikage-dono would be able to do that.”
  Tsuchikage: “Mizukage, Kazekage, is that fine with you?”
  Mizukage: “I can’t agree to it right now, but I have faith in Raikage-sama.”
  Gaara: “Let’s leave it to the Raikage”
  Raikage: “Oonoki of the Twin Ryou Scales, the only one who has experience fighting Uchiha Madara is you, so your intel will be vital. Cooperate with us.”(Take this line with some salt. I’m a bit unsure about it)
  Tsuchikage: “You’re such a guy with a commanding tone.”

  Raikage: “I don’t need your faith, though… But at this rate, the Shinobi world itself will disappear. There is no other choice but to leave your own feelings out and cooperate!”
  Tsuchikage: “Well, better than losing this war… If the shinobi world were to disappear, then quarreling with you is out of the question… So I’ll cooperate. The Shinobi Alliance is formed!! First we must let the feudal lords know about this.”

  Meanwhile

  Naruto: “Wha..?! What did you just say, Sakura-chan?! I think I misheard you, say it again.”
  Sakura: “As I said, Naruto, I like/love you! Sasuke-kun doesn’t mean anything to me any more! I don’t know why I could love anyone like him… I’m confessing to you here, so listen to me.”
  Naruto: “But why…? How come…? If you’re joking, then this isn’t funny at all… Sakura-chan…. Just… What the hell happened[to you]…?”
  Sakura: “Nothing, really… I just opened my eyes… I don’t need to love someone who is a missing-nin and a criminal, do I? I’m not going to be a child forever. I’m going to look reality in the eye.”

  Sakura: “So, Naruto… I don’t need your promise any more. Won’t you stop chasing Sasuke…?”

  Yamato: “What is…”
  Kakashi stops him

  Naruto: “What happened[to you], Sakura-chan? Why did you so suddenly change your opinion of me…”
  Sakura: “I’m telling you, I don’t need it any more! I’ve fallen in love with you, with all my heart, that’s why.”
  Naruto recalls a scene where/when Sakura loved Sasuke.
  Sakura hugs Naruto.
  Kakashi: “Sakura, are you…”
  Sakura: “I’ve just grown apart from Sasuke-kun… But you’ve always been at my side, Naruto. You cheered me on… I’ve realized… how you really are. You’re a hero who protected the village. Everyone in the villages loves you now…. I’ve just become one of them… You were that mischievous dead-last… but little by little you’ve grown lovely and handsome… You were close to me so I saw it. But Sasuke-kun keeps committing crimes… It just breaks my heart… He’s just become someone distant to me.”
  Naruto: “…”

  Sakura: “But Naruto… When I can touch you like this… I feel at peace… I’m telling you this from the bottom of my heart…”

  Naruto: “Cut the bullshit, Sakura-chan… I told you I can’t laugh at a joke like that.”

  Sakura: “What’re you angry for…? I’ve just gotten over Sasuke-kun, that’s all. A woman’s heart is a strange thing, isn’t it.”(

• 29 Sasuke Uchiha // Oct 27, 2009 at 11:04 pm

  @Itachi

  LOL!

  @Forum

  I miss our old arguements! They were funny as hell! I read through them for entertainment, lol.

• 30 Naruto-8th Hokage // Oct 28, 2009 at 1:05 am

  @Sasuke
  you’re right. They were funny. Those were tha days. Then along came your gay big brother from big brother season 3.

• 31 Sasuke Uchiha // Oct 28, 2009 at 9:44 am

  @Naruto

  Lol! I think we all were a bit hilarious back then, lol.

• 32 NARUTO NAMIZAKE // Oct 28, 2009 at 11:36 pm

  ah the good ol days. reminiscing about the funny ass debates. sasuke vs neji, dbz , y itachi rocked, y pain rocked, and y sasuke used to be gay.

  lets let guey think hes the master. that will make him happy in his head.

  when did we start calling ourselves the akatsuki wtf guey??

• 33 Neji the Truth // Oct 29, 2009 at 1:49 am

  YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  whats going on forum. what did i miss? i didn`t know shippuden was on disney xd now. madara,pein,namizake, the 8th what`s good

• 34 Naruto-8th Hokage // Oct 29, 2009 at 8:54 am

  Sup Neji.
  What u missed!!? Lol.
  Pein & Sasuke coming together to take out this generation of gaara and freetohateme.

  And bottles must be poppin.

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